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In honor of St Patrick's Day

Posted Date: Mar 17th, 2010 20:32 | Hits: 369

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IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "what did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."


MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men...are men!!!!

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pplcheryl63  Mar 18th, 2010
peaceful: Good one, Cheryl... :) http://irishjokes.com/ OVERSIGHT... A man goes to the opticians.
Not your typical blonde or Irish joke!

peaceful  Mar 18th, 2010
Good one, Cheryl... :)

http://irishjokes.com/

OVERSIGHT...

A man goes to the optician's.
"I’ve got to the bottom of your problem sir," says the optician.
"You are totally colour-blind."
"Well, that’s a real bolt out of the green," says the patient.


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