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Crusty Appletushie here bringing you little silliness to lighten the mood.

Posted Date: Jan 28th, 2009 20:03 | Hits: 409

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We can't be serious all the time, so time to lighten things up  a bit courtesy of Miss Crusty Appletushie.  Actually I just got a good laugh out of it and thought someone else could too!

According to the following excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = zippy
n = pinky
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, Barack H Obama's new name is Loopy Toilettushie. Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!

So what's your new name?
 

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glnagy  Feb 2nd, 2009
pplcheryl63: Tush-IE Thank you I said I was bored LOL! I didnt think Apples and brains could survive that Arcti.
WHAT-EV-EER Crusty butt! And thats AppleBrains, not apples and brains Miss Tush-IE...LOL!

pplcheryl63  Jan 31st, 2009
glnagy: Gday Crusty Appletushie! Loopy AppleBrains reporting for duty....now, fix that gorilla remar...
Tush-IE Thank you I said I was bored LOL! I didn't think Apples and brains could survive that Arctic weather up there in the middle of nowhere!

glnagy  Jan 30th, 2009
pplcheryl63: Just for the record I am seriously bored so I decided to figure out the new names of all of our admi
G'day Crusty Appletushie!

Loopy AppleBrains reporting for duty....now, fix that 'gorilla' remark you crusty tush...you did that on purpose, didn't you! :)

pplcheryl63  Jan 29th, 2009
Brent Simmons: It sure does. I wonder what they would do,if I signed my checks,with my new name? Do you think they
I'm sure they would followed closely by you meeting Mr Boobie Barfface (Police Officer) ROFL!

After 12 years working with them THAT name is appropriate!

Brent Simmons  Jan 29th, 2009
It sure does. I wonder what they would do,if I signed my checks,with my new name? Do you think they would accept it?

pplcheryl63  Jan 29th, 2009
Brent Simmons: I follow the crusty crowd too. You take a look at some of these names,you are just hoping you are no
Hello Crusty Livertushie! Guess that make you an entree too!

Brent Simmons  Jan 29th, 2009
I follow the crusty crowd too. You take a look at some of these names,you are just hoping you are not one of them. HEHE!

peaceful  Jan 29th, 2009
pplcheryl63: Its beginning to sound like a bad dinner menu LOL! Greasy Gizzardtush or Crusty Gizzard mouth fo.
Kids would really go for it! LOL! :)

pplcheryl63  Jan 29th, 2009
peaceful: Dang-- You must really be bored! Go over to Newsvine and start a fight, or something! :) Im Gre.
It's beginning to sound like a bad dinner menu LOL!
Greasy Gizzardtush or Crusty Gizzard mouth for an entree following up by Crusty Appletushie for dessert!

peaceful  Jan 29th, 2009
peaceful: Dang-- You must really be bored! Go over to Newsvine and start a fight, or something! :) Im Gre.
Try this game with the likes of Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, Anne Coulter and the like...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GpAafmhBHQ


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