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I hope you get a laugh out of this at least.  I decided to write a message from a friendly networker to the resident advertiser!  Is this sarcastic or what!  But there have been times I have felt like sending messages very similar to this one!

Hello Mr Spamand Scam,

How are you today?  I just thought I'd drop you a line and see how you are doing.  I'm sure you are very busy making the rounds of the various networks you are a part of diligently spreading your thoughtless mindless zombie-like Gooroo Marketing techniques so I'll be brief.

I just noticed that after all the time you have been on my friends list you have decided to honor me with ...an ad.  A nice cut and paste Gooroo conceived ad at that!  Thank you so much for for the effort!  I hope you did not hurt yourself after all it must have taken all of five seconds to do the copy and paste thing and of course you bravely risked breaking a finger nail when you hit the submit button!

By the way did I mention that in all the time you have been around the network, You have been diligent on posting those ads, a real trooper!  You have miraculously managed to avoid every post on the network while still posting your ads.  Your willpower is amazing!  It's hard to believe that nothing has managed to interest you enough to get a comment.  That's what I call steel reserve!

I guess I should really take a lesson from you in following the Gooroo system.  You see i just can't help it.  There are so many interesting posts and people, well I just get sidetracked into commenting, and interacting with other people.  I know a filthy habit that, these folks might just actually want to be my friend! Now there's a frightening thought.  Lucky you, no chance of that happening now is there!

And then there's my other major problem, you know posting stuff that has nothing whatsoever to do with advertising just because I thought it was interesting or informative. I know a major headache for you since I'm not the only one who does it.  Us poor misguided folks who are not gooroo brain-washed just keep posting this non advertising stuff and pushing your ads right off the page!  And not only that we don't even take the time to read your ads!  How dare we, right?  We just seem drawn to the interesting stuff.

Now while I'm at it did you send that ad to some of my friends too?  You may want to avoid sending it to a few of them, they really hate getting ads from people they don't know.  I know rather unreasonable of them isn't it.  I mean everyone should welcome another cookie cutter ad!  Wait I just got an idea and I have to run.  I really need to post this before I forget I just know my friends are going to love this post!.  I'm so sorry but that last ad you posted will be bumped.  No problem, I'm sure you've got another one just waiting for the cut and paste treatment. 

Sincerely,

Friendly networker.

 

 

 

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pplcheryl63  Nov 12th, 2008
I just replied this to a very persistent e-mail spammer. Got back a response along the lines of "Thank you for your interest" LOL! So not only can't a spammer actually market, they cannot read either!

pplcheryl63  Nov 8th, 2008
Kevin: Don
it would give us something to share with the spammers in return for them "sharing" with us ROFL!

Kevin  Nov 8th, 2008
pplcheryl63: Be my guest! Maybe we can turn this into our own "Cookie cutter" advertising response letter!
Don't you dare!!! LOL

Ms. IDT Pre  Nov 8th, 2008
Under the "fair use" rule of copyright law, I am going to copy and paste Peaceful's letter for my use, lol.

Peace out :)

pplcheryl63  Nov 8th, 2008
peaceful: They should have a required 62 page course of study and certification before they allow the "Cut and
By the way feel free to send it to your favorite Spammer today!

peaceful  Nov 8th, 2008
They should have a required 62 page course of study and certification before they allow the "Cut and Paste" function to operate on the key-bored of known spammers.... LOL!

pplcheryl63  Nov 7th, 2008
I'm sure they will be a happy camper LOL! spam the spammers!

Bjantiques  Nov 7th, 2008
Wy thank you kindly Ma'am,;

I have just had the pleasure of posting it to someone for all to see in their publicly displayed messages in another site

That will teach them to spam my group there.

pplcheryl63  Nov 7th, 2008
Bjantiques: How do I apply for reprint rights on this one Cheryl so I can use it? lol
Be my guest! Maybe we can turn this into our own "Cookie cutter" advertising response letter!

Bjantiques  Nov 7th, 2008
How do I apply for reprint rights on this one Cheryl so I can use it? lol


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