Do You Ever Do This?

 I don't think this is an elder thing because my daughters tell me they've done this too.

But do you ever get up out of your chair and walk into another room and then forget why

you got up? Sometimes I'll be sitting down and then all of a sudden I have a thought, I want

something to eat or drink or something across the room catches my eye and I get up, then 

I forget what I got up for and rather than  go back to my seat...cause everyone knows the moment

you sit back down you're going to remember, I just stand there looking like an idiot.

Bill Cosby had an interesting thought on this subject. He said that we should put a belt around

our butts to put some pressure in that region so the butt will be fooled into thinking it's sitting down

so we can remember why we got up while we're still standing. LOL