This is claimed to be an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in
. They hired him because he was so funny.....
NAME: Kenneth Way
(Grumpy Old Bastard)
Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate)
Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place
$185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
LAST POSITION HELD:
Target for middle management hostility.
: A lot less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:
My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING:
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WO...