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This is claimed to be  an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in

Arkansas

. They hired him because he was so funny.....



NAME: Kenneth Way

(Grumpy Old Bastard)



SEX:

Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate)



DESIRED POSITION:

Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place



DESIRED SALARY:

$185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.



EDUCATION:

Yes.



LAST POSITION HELD:

Target for middle management hostility.



PREVIOUS SALARY

: A lot less than I'm worth.



MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:

My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.



REASON FOR LEAVING:

It sucked.



HOURS AVAILABLE TO WO...


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