Thankfully, I've never had a telemarketing job, but many years ago, I used to go around the city putting ads in household mailboxes, and stuff like that... I used carry the material in a big pouch, like a mailman's bag.
One day as I was stepping up on a porch, this small dog-- it was some kind of terrier, came out of the front door at full speed charging at me, snarling and growling and when he leaped at me, he flew right into my bag!:)
The damn dog was still trying to bite me, when the owner came out... I said, "You've got one crazy pooch, Lady!" and she laffed and apologised- she knew I wasn't trying to hurt the dog... I'm an animal lover, but they don't always love me! LOL!:)
What's some of your crazy job stories :)